Wednesday, July 15, 2015

A Close-Up of Pluto’s Heart

 

The first high-resolution close-ups of Pluto’s surface traveled three billion miles to arrive on Earth this morning. 

Shockingly, they revealed anti-semitic grafitti, swastikas, confederate flags and pornographic art from the Vatican collection scattered all over the landscape. 

The Southern Poverty Law Center has offered to conduct an in depth study of what this means for the future of life on earth and the SPLC's fund raising. 

"This confirms our suspicions that hateful bigotry and bigoted hatefulness  pre-date their establishment on earth but should no less continue to cause great fear on our planet's people and lead to greater collections of funds for our work."

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